marc_p Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 First one: One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question, and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to come to school the following Monday. On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are on the beach?" Needless to say, no one could answer. The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, "How many stars are in the sky?" And again no one could answer. Frustrated, little Johnny decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend. So Thursday night, Johnny takes 200 Ping-Pong balls and paints them black. The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day, just when the teacher says, "Here's this week's question," Johnny empties the bag on the floor, sending the Ping-Pong balls rolling to the front of the room. The teacher shouts, "Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?" Immediately, little Johnny stands up and yells, "Bill Cosby! See ya on Tuesday!" Second one: A blonde woman walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doctor I hurt all over." The doctor says, "That's impossible." "No, really!" she insists. "Just look... When I touch my arm-ouch! -it hurts. When I touch my leg-ouch!- it hurts. When I touch my head-ouch!- it really hurts!" The doctor just stands there stroking his chin, then finally asks, "You're a natural blonde, aren't you?" The woman smiles and says, "Why, yes I am. How did you know?" The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 1 :rlol: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Fantastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 First one is good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 1 - 2 - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miko_supra Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Love the first one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 loved the first one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Great gags but the first one is older than Noah. The punchline used to be Sammy Davis Jnr... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Like them both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Stunning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 1. 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gaz1 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 1:d 2:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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far Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 technically Bills ball sac is black but his balls are actually the same colour as everyone elses on the inside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 First is wicked. Second is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 technically Bills ball sac is black but his balls are actually the same colour as everyone elses on the inside hahaha, glad I finshed eating my meatballs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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