bigcol Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem". The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass. At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1,000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!" Wait there's more. Moment's later, Seamus arrives at Connor Pass. He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy. Watch dis." Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. Paddy watches as halfway down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!" It's not over yet ... Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgiejumping, den Seamus parrotshooting. . . And now Sean and his fook'n hengliding! " -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Racist!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 oh my.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted February 7, 2008 Author Share Posted February 7, 2008 Racist!! pheasant plucker:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 lol good stuff not heard the last bit before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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neil tt Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Love it:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Dublin Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 If you could get Killinaskully on telly over there you'd appreciate the accent needed for this joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bigcol Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 If you could get Killinaskully on telly over there you'd appreciate the accent needed for this joke! nothing wrong with a bit of pat shortt, imagine trying to explain 1) the breakfast roll song and 2) the langer song!!!!!!!!!!!!! may be stuck on the forum for quite a while:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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