jamesmark Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 So bad you have to laugh. Snail goes up to a barman and asks "Can I have a pint of Guinness?" Barman throws the snail out the pub shouting "NO!!!" A year later the same snail goes up to the barman and asks "Why not?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burna Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Lol I liked that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ads Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 I don't know why I found that so funny, but I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Very funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 I'm giggling at how unfunny that was.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Doh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 I'm giggling at how unfunny that was.... Told ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Oh no. Thats bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Since when have snails been able to talk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 Since when have snails been able to talk? How do you know they can't talk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vvteye Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Was it a freehouse, or could only he live in his shell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 How do you know they can't talk? Durrr.... my cat told me obviously. Sheesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burble Burble Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 What did the fish say when it swam into a brick wall. Dam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burble Burble Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Two parrots on a perch, one says to the other "Can you smell fish?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Two fish in a tank. One says "can you drive this thing?" The other says "I have no idea what you just said". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 They're all so bad it's funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burble Burble Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 We'd better stop now, people are handing in their subscriptions in droves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 So bad you have to laugh. Snail goes up to a barman and asks "Can I have a pint of Guinness?" Barman throws the snail out the pub shouting "NO!!!" A year later the same snail goes up to the barman and asks "Why not?" with that sort of sense of humour you will get picked for mod:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GirlRacer! Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 That's awful... but I'm still giggling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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