man on a golf course spies another golfer carrying clubs and a suitecase, being nosey the man catches up with the golfer and asks why the case??
golfer replies i'm a hitman and these are my tools, man says bolloxs prove it, so the golfer gets out a large rifle and telescopic site and says he is accurate from 2 miles!!!!!
man says lets have lokk through it then and does.. he then notices he can see his house and see's his wife with the next door nieghbour going at it....
he asks how much for a hit and the golfer says £1000 per person.
the man asks for him to shoot his wife between the eyes and his nieghbours balls off....ok says the golfer and sites up..
after about a minute the golfer starts moving up and down with the site...
annoyed the man says are you taking the piss mate or what...
and the golfer replies..........
shut up mate i'm trying to save you grand here