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I got rid of one that was hanging on the curtain in the bedroom, after i had cleaned my self up from soiling my self from the sgock of how big it was I had to use the coffee pot to get it in as the glass wasnt big enough. Have to say that on the hole they dont bother me but this one was horrible, was able to look into its eyes (almost lol) Is there any thing they dont like, like certian smells ect, any thing to stop them comming in the house

ahhh i had just beent rying to get that but it was busy again ... oh and droped back to 3rd again !!

cor what have I started lol

Did some one email me regarding the meet if so please contact me again i just deleted all emails by mistake ....Im a fool !!! lol (think it was wayne???)

i was only suggesting it, not wanting to organise it lol.... to much to do by the look of how many want to do it lol more the better i would say !!!!

nah i liked some of them !!! lol

ouch !!!! ... still all part of the fun, but i do have a low pain threshold lol

***Edit*** Kick her out of bed and get her to run that bath and scrub your back !! Then get her to make your dinner ha ha ha .................runs

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Paintball kent uk Welcome to Paintball Kent Paintball Action South East - welcome to NRG! "Thanks for the great pic! Everyone had a really good time. Thanks everyone at NRG for a really cool day out!" TOM aka REDRETRO One of the South East's premier paintball sites, NRG Paintball Games Kent has been running for twelve years now. A day's paintballing makes for a fun corporate event, a great stag or hen night party, or a surprise birthday for kids of any age. Come paintballing with us once and we are sure you'll want to come back for more paintball game action. Who are we? Professionals from the paintball industry - key members of staff have over 15 years of experience between them. Our customers are given the most up-to-date equipment, training, marshalling and Health & Safety available within the industry. All permanent marshalling staff are completely first-aid qualified to ensure your safety. 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All paintballing packages below include: a set of paintball equipment. 8-10 Exciting and unforgettable games featured on our game scenarios page arenas Free light Lunch - including vegetarian meals (full-day) Instruction and services of friendly uniformed staff The latest semi-automatic Tippmann 98 paintball markers Battle-Pack (to carry valuables and extra paintballs) 200 shot rapid feed loader Army style Cammo suit V-Force anti fog goggle system, comfortable, safe & complete protection Full Insurance Fun end of day prize presentation No Hidden Charges Session times are as follows: Morning: 9.00am - 1:00pm Afternoon: 1:00pm - 4:00pm Full Day: 9:00pm - 4:00pm. *Please note: The 'light lunch' is not included with afternoon half-day packages. Please read the package details for precise info regarding lunch, number of games and included paint balls. Price details of extra paintballs are at the bottom of this page. N - 100 rounds. 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posting now for you !

I got it for my new gear and handbreak gaitors lol

for the 10000 time lol

A title says, any one fancy it??? a supra paintball day out??? http://www.nrgpaintballgames.com/ could be fun show of and meet up then get thoses on here that have insulted you (especially if its any thing to do with pink lol ) Has it been done before???

lol... yeah yeah im sure the couple of west ham boy's i have may help me **coff coff** runs ......................

You should know all my jokes are good coz they are bad lol

Im gona catch your arse tonight boy lol .... only got 2 points yestrday from one Bro defender

RECTAL DEODORANT............. POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any" "But I always buy it here," says the blonde "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.. "YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant" Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container......... " TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM"

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Only a couple of games last night to make a small difference, but more to play tonight !!! 1 The killer Ferrets James Shipperley 6 125 2 Monkey Magic John Simpson 5 102 3 tobyg Toby Goodill 0 96 4 SupraSonics Mike Conyard 17 95 5 Supra_all_stars_00 robert brennan 0 95 6 Lobster All Stars Michael Warburton 1 93 7 HK Colonials Dave Gow 5 89 8 Cunning Stunts Steve Wyeth 0 87 9 Eastern Promise Tom Sawyer 7 81 10 Supra.DS Dean Barton 1 80 11 SupraXI Ian Rawlings 0 79 12 MaveriK Misanthropes Phil Watson 3 75 13 jm-imports Jurgen vallons 7 71 14 Sol who? Daman Curtis 0 70 15 leggless11 Steve W 1 68 16 SupraStars Qaisar Shah 2 65 17 NUFC Monkey Ray Maddison 1 60 18 NonStop to You Paul Ryder 1 57

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes (Must Read Out Loud) 1. That’s not right Sum Ting Wong 2. Are you harbouring a fugitive Hu Yu Hai Ding 3. See me ASAP Kum Hia 4. Stupid Man Dum Fuk 5. Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni 6. Did you go to the beach Wai Yu So Tan 7. I bumped the coffee table Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8. I think you need a face lift Chin Tu Fat 9. It’s very dark in here Wai So Dim 10. I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching 11. This is a tow away zone No Pah King 12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao 13. Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo 14. He’s cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka 15. Your body odour is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu 16. Great Fa Kin Su Pah

Some places just dont think of translation when making there products.....

you startred it !!!!

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