They Walk Among Us !
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
"Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the
fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He
eventually decided that people were too UN-trusting of this deal.
It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge
for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.
Caution... They Walk Among Us...
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real-estate agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the
sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in
the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east,
and has for some time, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up
with that stuff."
They Walk Among Us...
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24
hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific
time ?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
They Walk Among Us...
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when
we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down
in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car
was moving."
They Walk Among Us...
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
They Walk Among Us...
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
They Walk Among Us...
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose
ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't
the chain rip out every time she turned her head ?" I explained that a
person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which
way the head is turned.
They Walk Among Us...
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I
went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags
never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,
"Has your plane arrived yet ?"
They Walk Among Us...
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a
small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.
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They walk among us, AND reproduce
