a funny story a friend once told me **its worth the read**
he was a keen golf player, he often took his son with him (he was about 4-5 years old at the time) his son also liked the golf as well, you know the thing, wacking the wee plastic ball about the place etc, etc.... so one day after cumming home from the course, the first thing he would always do is clean the clubs etc, this day he opened the boot and the wife called him in side for something, his wee lad just stood at the boot staring at the bag and its contents, as my mate was walkin out of the house he overheard a conversation between the neighbour and his kid, the neighbour asks" have you been away playing golf today?" to which he replies "yes" , "were you any good, today?" asks the man, to which he replies " i think i was, because when i good daddy always lets me wash his balls"