mathew

decided not to go out on the lash tonight and try and chat up everything in a skirt. instead went to the driving range with a few mates and it made quite a refreshing change plus no hang over tomorrow:) gotta think of something to do now for the rest of the night:blink:

what happend to first come first served??? i offered to take you out in the supe with the promise of lunch aswell about 26 posts back?!?!

surely you could class that as a 'kill' and without even moving!!

i live close enough to take you out for a spin (and dinner) if your a girl and fit

im thinking next time il answer the door to them im womens underwear,or maybe a Borat esque thing or naked holding a jar of jam im sure thatl get rid of them. ....although knowing all the shit that goes on in the religious world today theyl most probably ask to join in:d

save inth eknowledge that tom cruise would be hopeless if he were to ever car-jack someone http://www.dailymotion.com/cluster/sexy/video/xg3gw_tom-cruise-mission-impossible

i do apologise for the typing error. mind you the spell checking members on here would argue more than the bible bashers!!

they stayed knocking for 12minutes!!! so i answered and was ready for a good debate. so there they go off on one and show me pictures of cars and how they got the styling ideas from gods creations fish etc and you cant copyright gods creations!! i waslike ''wat the fook!?!?''. the lady asked then who designed mine??? so i said toyota lol not the answer i think she was hoping for:d now i dont wana offend any bible bashers on here but im an athiest (thank god) so my views are gona be different. this discussion went on for about 20 mins until i asked them how they would feel if i knocked thier door preaching about satan (it is another religion) well the poor buggers almost had a heart attck!!! it got rid of them though

i can lay bricks left or right handed

three cross eyed guys are appearing before a cross eyed judge..... cross eyed judge to guy number 1: how do you plead? cross eyed guy number 2: not guilty cross eyed judge to guy number 2: i didnt ask you! cross eyed guy number 3: i didnt say anything!!!

to say no 19 yr old should have a supe is silly. i was doing 40,000 miles a year for work from the age of 17 so classed myself as pretty competent however at that age if you are in a car with your mates especially a supra you are going to show off. insurance companies dont ask silly premiums for nothing.

i feel for you buddy, my first car was a H plate onion. mind you saying that i managed to pull more girls in that than the supe (so far)

i dont wanna start any arguments between myself and anyone but lorry drivers have to pass a medical every 5 years?!?! how fooking easy is this medical?!?! as ive seen many struggle just getting into their wagon due to their weak heart that is getting a hammering from all the cholestorol packed, gut busting, greasy fry ups they are putting away.

hey supra lover instead of all this macho talk when you get to tesco's instead of looking for a fight knock yourself up one of these..... ....you know you want to, let all the anger go

keep going guys this is creasing me up

loadsa people seem to be liking the free hugs, almost 1million views after 5 days!!

yeah i liked the song that was played, any idea what it was???

i could eat anything i wanted and still struggled to put on weight. found out the only way i could do it was to eat healthy and lift heavy weights. i put on a stone in the first year. as strange as it sounds i cutted down on fatty foods and had a healthy balanced diet. if you cant put on weight easily then stuffing your face with fatty foods aint gonna work.

i went to air cadets once and that was pretty tough, really pushed me to my limits

i think we should all go out and try this, made me smile

holy shit its the supra i had as wall paper on my pc when i was looking for one!!!

just watched the hi-lights. very emotional finnish by darren clarke almost had me welling up. hats off to casey, what a storming weekend he's had!

looks very much like the veilside fortune bumper for the mr-s. obviously its not though before someone points it out to me

he crashed into a fiesta after trying to take a bend in the wet around 100mph showinf off to his mates. the woman driving the fiesta was also heavily pregnant. luckily she nor the baby were seriously injured. that fat b*****d in the gtr should have had a good beating before going down,the twat!

ah right, i thought something might be fooked with mine earlier when i noticed it.