MarkTheBoy

44. Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it. (thats so going in my sig) Good list

Free Bump I sold mine on ebay mate, give it a go if the posters in the nail bars and salons doesnt work out for you

Hot on your heels matey... expect a waaaaaaahooooooooo from over here soon Edit - Mini Wahoo... 950 posts

mine fitted Sprayed the rim to match the dash panels as i thought it looked cack as it was.

ive got one and its fine, was dubious about buying a cheap one but it works perfectly well. I'll upgrade to something pukka one day but for the time being it'll do me

Looks like a nice car mate, posted mine on her a while back http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=87758&highlight=ford+puma Struggled to sell it for ages unfortunately but got three grand for her in the end. Good luck with the sale though mate, they are a lovely car and this is a much better time of year to be selling it than it was with mine. Ps if you want me to edit or delete this post PM me

Wicked night, well done Daman for organising. Good to meet a few of you again, all the usuals... Mark, markymark, Mark, markus, marc... etc etc and a few guys i'd not met before, Dave, Edd (Seperated at birth) and a really tall guy (Alistair?) and his lovely, and obviously, better half who i didn't catch the name of Oh and she'll probably kill me if I dont say it... Ruth, you crazy irish nutter, good seeing you again too The girlfriend actually enjoyed herself too so total bonus! Whens the next local one? Did someone say wednesday? (cock inn) My sh#tty pics are in the thread listed above

See you all in a bit guys and girls

Love this vid, out of interest what software do you use for the editing?

They look really good mate, nice and clean. Id be very interested in a pair of these.

It'd be like a grenade in a jam jar full of nuts and bolts Ps - 'H' - Im not racist... I just dont like the french ...or germans

Check the link... http://www.forum-clio.com/index.php/topic,449.0.PHOTOS_Clio_unique_au_monde_com_de_Serge_33.html Im sure everyone will appreciate the hard work that has gone into this beautiful machine... Rev counter under the bonnet, hmm interesting Who wants to buy it?

Has anyone spoken to Imi about this, mine is missing the same bit and was a bit dubious about a bodge job.

Wicked mate, thanks very much!!! Catch you down there... you still bringing the better half?

Cant wait till tomorrow night... Then... All English grudgematch final.... Bring It!!!

49seconds in..... I have never, ever laughed that hard... EVER! F##king Awesome! Good find *goes to find something to wipe the spit off the screen*

anyone bringing girls?

Yeah that'd suit me down to the ground! If you are up for doing it let me know how much etc. Cheers mate

11 out of 16 75% of jailbait identified though... not too bad

Would shag a warm scarf... Love that line

Looking forward to a bit of posing then... cheers

Id be up for that! What do you reckon?

My dad uses one every weekend on his tvr and he's a fanatic for bodywork and cleaning. The paint on tvrs isn't exactly renowned for being bulletproof but the car looks brand new. My theory is a piece of grit in a shammy, stays in the shammy. A piece of grit on a blade either gets flicked off or can be wiped off after every pass. Still need to shammy off afterwards though.

A recent magazine survey interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customer’s personality on what drinks they ordered? Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: If Women Drink ... Beer Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth. Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Cocktails or Blender drinks with umbrella Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass. Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. Mixed drinks - no umbrellas e.g.; Gin and tonic / Scotch and soda Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants Approach: If she wants you, she’ll send YOU a drink. Water Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship. Approach: Don’t. Wine - (bottled, not 4 litre cask) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation. Bacardi Breezer, Red Square, Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, Mudshake etc. Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has no clue. Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and you’re in. Cape Velvet Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart. Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub. Shots and Slammers (Tequila, Vodka, Aftershock etc.) Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk...and naked. Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, Nothing to do but wait....... IF MEN DRINK... (As always, very simple and clear cut) Cider He’s probably under-aged and wants to get laid. Cheap Domestic Beer He’s poor / student and wants to get laid. Castle Lager Beer He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Imported Beer He’s old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid. Guinness The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another. Water He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth so that he can still get laid Wine He’s hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid. Vodka or Brandy Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid. Port Thinks he’s sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid. Whisky He doesn’t give two $hits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid. Jack Daniels Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid. Rum or Tequila Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid. Bacardi Breezer, Red Square, Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, etc He’s gay (blatantly) - don’t turn your back or pick up any dropped change.

He should go, its his duty as a soldier to fight for his country. He will, as many peeps have already mentioned, be a great big neon "shoot me" sign. As a figure head and a moral booster its a damn good idea, as a potential target however he will risk the lives of the soldiers around him... they are already at risk by just being there and what soldier in the British army would say no to the honour of serving alongside the potential future king of England. *food for thought though* what would happen if he was captured and came to the same end as Ken Bigley?