I went to toys r us today to buy my little sister a barbie.
Asks for help because being a guy i have no idea about this sort of thing.
The assistant showed me naked barbie for £5, I said i cant give her that, its naked.
He said what about teen barbie. Thats £15 and comes with jeans jumper and a mobile phone.
Alternatively there is married barbie retailing at £25, this comes with wedding dress, ball gown and pearls.
While struggling to decide i notice a barbie on the top shelf for £250!!!!
I asked the guy why it was so expensive and he replied,
"Thats divorced Barbie. She comes with the house, the car, the boat and the holiday home in San Tropez!"