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1. Tony Curtis 2. Daryl Hannah 3. Priscilla Presley 4. ? 5. Nicole Kidman 6. Kate Jackson 7. Victoria Principal (Dallas) 8. Kylie Minogue 9. Ray Liotta

Yup..unbelievable but yup.

Yup yup

2 yup, 9 yup...no photoshopping as far as I know.

Yup...easy one that.

Celebrities after cosmetic surgery trivia... Who are they etc.

I know them as Multipoint French Door locks ?

This is my second MkIV, I'd buy another no problem. This ones given me over six years of pleasure and reliability, and I still look forward to driving it.

He had a rope...he tied it round his waist and to the bed leg before he went in.

OMG ! Add a Z too ! Libby will be well narked.

No way.....way ?

Who shagged Heather ? Who is the father of George Michael Trott ? I demand to know.

I went to a place a long way away. But I'm back now. Hello.

Well, I'd cover it in aromatic oils and start with its wrists and lower arms, then move down to its calves and thighs. Working upwards as high as I dare, I'd jump its nuptials and knead away on its belly for a while. Then, bored, I'd go flip! and toss it over on its belly and drive its kidneys up into its shoulder blades. A few karate chops to the lower back, and a slap on its bum then toss it a towel.

Overheard a massive row at work a few weeks back, almost ending in violence...all because of the miss-use of a font.

Is 0 a round number ?

Quite like the idea of Common Porpoise.

Ghandi ? Sorry, slipped into Bailey mode again.

Excellent. Accurate too...ok, maybe not the baseball bat.

Not mine, Chris Tookeys (Daily Mail). "Colin is a British zombie film made for £45, and you wonder where the money went. It's not so much a movie as a protracted act of collective career suicide, like the post strike.... ...The camera seems to be operated by someone unfortunate enough to suffer from failing eyesight and be in the terminal stages of St. Vitus' Dance. The skeletal screenplay consists of swear-words and moaning, some of which may have emanated from me. The talentless cast, lurching about in an uncoordinated fashion, are unnervingly reminiscent of John and Edward on the X Factor."

Wow.

I'll have one at the weekend then.

Theres....something...on the wing !

Lift not reaching your top floor much ?