Jezz

You know you love it though.

I'm out on this one. Too bizzarre for me. I'm just goin to join you guys and spectate. :Popcorn:

No need for shit like that mate. Bullshit. Utter bullshit! Everybody know i have 1 brain cell. Ok, in all fairness the myspace profile could well be the girl you're talking about. Do you know if she has one? I just find it strange and a massive coinsidence that i've seen that particular picture, and i've since had a pm from another member who has also seen that picture. Apology's if we're mistaken. Peace out.

Please do.

Just hunting for it now.

Perhaps you better log off. Incedently when you do, you may want to check out myspace. There's some pretty girls on there. Oh, hang on. You already have been looking at peoples myspace pages havent you. Cos thats where the picture in jakes avatar's from!!!!!!???? Thats where i recognised her from. Or perhaps your imaginarygirl had to leave quickly cos she needed to get out of the matrix which is why her phone is now engaged?

She looks familiar.

I thought it was Bruce springstein?

So if i lived in say, thialand, my car would out run your bike?

Baboon baboon baboon!

I did that with dog shite once. Sprayed poo everywhere!

My moneys on this one..... http://perso.orange.fr/mike.werner/BlogPics/Old-Hogger.jpg

Ooh that sounds like fun! A la brainiac.

We tried that first. Just sparked for 2 minutes.

.....Mostly stood in the rain at work with Robsheffield trying to blow up a microwave oven. Anyone know a good way to make a microwave self destruct in a hilarious fashion? And i'm talking big bang, not a little pop. Wrong section. Mods pleeeeease move.

I loved motorbikes when i was in my teens. Started on an Rd125lc, then a brand new apprilia rs250. However, picture this. Its 10pm and you're on your way home from the girlfriends. Nice evening, doing 80mph on an easy road wearing leathers, gloves and pads. Round a slight bend to be met by 2 glowing eyes running out of the hedge. * Bang *. Monkjack deers are quite big you know. On a bike you'd have broken both legs and have no skin left on your arms and hips. In a car, you'd be comfortable listening to a cd and maybe smoking a cigarette, and you'd have a deer sprayed all over your bumper, but you'd get out, assess the damage, have a moan and be on your way. This is why i choose to drive a fast car, and i havent been on a motorbike since.

Is she all sweet again now?

James, the only people that look at your car, are mechanics! Sorry. I'll go to bed now.

What was it? Gravel in the oil? Sugar in the petrol? It did go with a hell of a bang! The left engine lunched itself and locked the left rear wheel up and spat me into the tyre wall! 7 minutes later i get another kart.

1.Bobbeh 2.Adam sorrenti 3.Jamiep's mate 4.Jamiep 5.Greg turbofit 6.Dave smith 7.Stuart mooney 8.Wayne bhagan 9.Scott welch 10.Jezzybabes 11.Lui 12.Rush 13.Ash 14.Gary woods 15.Ray bakhash 16.Robert henry 17.Doug young 18.Kevin giles 19.Gerald short 20.Jezzy's bro in law. Fastest lap was 1:11.721 by Jeremy Brewin. Me. Was leading for 18 laps, one lap ahead, then my kart blew up!

Aye.

Just to say thanks to Lui for another great karting meet. Once again, real good fun. Congrats to Bobbeh.

What are you studying? Performance car maintenance and modifying?