pauloakley Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face. The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!" Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again. The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?" The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says: (Get your best Chinese accent ready) You not Nissan Main Dealer?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 But in the wrong section -Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauloakley Posted February 18, 2005 Author Share Posted February 18, 2005 sorry! just trying to help lift the day., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hornet Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 That could read arsey, it wasn't meant to be - it was just a hint to the mods of this section to move it to chit chat -Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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