CJ Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 Not very PC but made me chuckle. Unfortunatey rear-ended a car this morning on the way to work. So there we are pulled of at the side of the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. And you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I couldn't believe it . . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?' Anyway........................that's when the fight started . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edge Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShamelessTT Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStormRising Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazB Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 I know I've used this one before..... Why shouldn't you have sex with retard midget Because it's not big and not clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Both very good:rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Great gag CJ!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Q. Why do midgets laugh when they are playing football? A. Because the grass is tickling their balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 There was a midget down in Texas who complained to his buddy that his testicles ached almost all the time. As he was always complaining about his problem, his friend finally suggested that he go to a doctor to see what could be done to relieve the problem. The midget took his advice and went to the doctor and told him what the problem was. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor put him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough-the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!" the doc and putting his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side then snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and see if they still ached. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's office and discovered his testicles were no longer aching. "Gee, what did you do, Doc?" he asked. The doc replied, "I cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy boots." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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