Blackie Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 i have learned over time a couple of handy hints/ pearls of wisdom to pass on to my two kids they are 1) be carefull who you have kids with, you will be in contact with that person for the rest of your life 2) dont get carryed away with credit cards / credit, they will screw you up anyone got anymore? no crap about not eating yellow snow please P.S yeah i know i only have two in 31 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Beware of advice from unsuccessful people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Beware of discussing your drug habits past or present on a public forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Never look for life advice on a car forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted October 28, 2007 Author Share Posted October 28, 2007 right, balls to the lot of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Let not the sun go down on thy wrath. More flies are caught with honey than vinegar. Many a true word is spoken through false teeth. A dogs for life, so dont marry one. You cant fit a square peg in a round hole without an effing big hammer. If you are going to put flames on your Supra, make sure they are on the right way round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECK Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 If you are going to put flames on your Supra, make sure they are on the right way round. blackie(billy-joe) is a buisy boy the nite eh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam bell Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 never look at puppies in the back of a van if you get in trouble with the law and end up in prison dont pick the soap up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted October 28, 2007 Author Share Posted October 28, 2007 never look at puppies in the back of a van p lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steb9780 Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Don't eat yellow snow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam bell Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 dont piss into the wind with no shoes on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Don't drink and drive. You'll spill it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 be nice to your kids as they will choose your nursing home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Never wipe your arse on broken glass!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Next time you cross a one-way street, look both ways just in case some lunatic is driving down the wrong way looking to run over people who only look one way when they cross a one-way street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 If you are at a gym and all of the other members are overweight, out of shape, and ugly, chances are you are not at a very good gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Don't shit down my back and tell me it's raining!! Or something like that anyway!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefferson Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 kill them all and let god sort them out:flame: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 A fool and his money are soon partying. A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey! Gravity doesn't exist, The Earth sucks. Never say "OOPS!", always say "Ah, Interesting!" The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on. Why is there only one Monopolies Commision? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steb9780 Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Never sit on a toilet seat before the last man gets up. Or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 If you sit under an elephant, you are going to get shit on!! (If you are not dead already, obviously) H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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