far Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 No joke but we are reviewing CV's here for an ad manager position and there is one from a 'Mr Dick Gobbler' :D The whole department is in tears! OK the guy is German but surely his parents knew English Thats made my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 LOL Brilliant! I have a mate who works at a job website and some of the names that come up are unbelievable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick_Devlin Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Thanks for that Far, thats brightened up my day!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkirby Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 I used to work for an insurance company many years ago and some of the names there were class...one of the ones which stood out was a certain Dr Arslika....and it was pronounced as you would think as well!! i had to put the phone down on his for laughing so if your out there...sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaf Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 dick brown at my old work place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul_y3k Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Just checked the employee directory and over in the US we have S. Swallows who also happens to be the nominated first aider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 A guy I work with used to know a girl called Nicola Tipples (Spoonerism anyone?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sakura Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Originally posted by Patrick_Devlin Thanks for that Far, thats brightened up my day!!! Mine too! Are you going to interview him, Far? Should be a riot "Please sit down Mr Gobbler. Now, tell me about yourself...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amazing grace Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 That really cheered me up, put a smile on my rather downcast face today:D Sheena:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RICHARDA Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Wayne Kerr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grazer Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Worked with a Dr Fachme which got a few laughs with the right accent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kate Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 he he , at my old scool we had a Ben Dover lol , kept me laughin alday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grazer Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Originally posted by kate he he , at my old scool we had a Ben Dover lol , kept me laughin alday He's quite famous now.....apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RICHARDA Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 He's made some crackin movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Originally posted by far No joke but we are reviewing CV's here for an ad manager position and there is one from a 'Mr Dick Gobbler' :D The whole department is in tears! OK the guy is German but surely his parents knew English Thats made my day Deffo get him in for interview, see how he comes across, whether he can rise to the occasion, how he handles himself, if pressed hard enough will he come good in the end? Can he keep all his balls in the air? If something is quite hard, can he get his head around it? Does he prefer to lay back and let things wash over him? Can he grasp the candle and bring things to a head? I could go on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loks Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I worked with a Sammy Sit here in HK (Note: 'S's are pronounced 'sh' here)..... The best one was a teacher I know here who had a very sweet 10 year old girl student with the name of Fanny Pong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyotasuprauk Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Mr Paul Mycock! No joke its real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Originally posted by Rob Deffo get him in for interview, see how he comes across, whether he can rise to the occasion, how he handles himself, if pressed hard enough will he come good in the end? Can he keep all his balls in the air? If something is quite hard, can he get his head around it? Does he prefer to lay back and let things wash over him? Can he grasp the candle and bring things to a head? Class Rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxygene Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Originally posted by far No joke but we are reviewing CV's here for an ad manager position and there is one from a 'Mr Dick Gobbler' :D The whole department is in tears! OK the guy is German but surely his parents knew English Thats made my day Is he any relation to Mike Rotch and Betty Swollocks is he..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Originally posted by loks I worked with a Sammy Sit here in HK (Note: 'S's are pronounced 'sh' here)..... The best one was a teacher I know here who had a very sweet 10 year old girl student with the name of Fanny Pong LMAO!! Fanny Pong and Sammy Shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
far Posted December 15, 2004 Author Share Posted December 15, 2004 Mike Rutch is from the simpsons, and Im sure some of the ones listed cannot be for real can they ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxygene Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Originally posted by far Mike Rutch is from the simpsons, and Im sure some of the ones listed cannot be for real can they ??? Far im taking the P!$$ m8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 When I did medical recruitment we had a few beauties - Regina Liptz from Germany was my favourite though. Hugh Jass started work at one of our offices the other week too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxygene Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Originally posted by mcanny When I did medical recruitment we had a few beauties - Regina Liptz from Germany was my favourite though. Hugh Jass started work at one of our offices the other week too. Similar to Hugh Janus, or Aa Sau Bee Ga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STOX Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I use to work with a guy called Wayne King. No joke. What the hell were his parents thinking !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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