bmx1lew Posted August 23, 2007 Author Share Posted August 23, 2007 urgh the images in my head from that joke turned my stomach :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Man says to a woman at a bus stop "Can I smell your fanny?" Disgusted woman says "Certainly not!!" Man says "Well it must be your feet then!!":D H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Man says to a woman at a bus stop "Can I smell your fanny?" Disgusted woman says "Certainly not!!" Man says "Well it must be your feet then!!":D H. I like that one What's grey, sits at the end of your bed and takes the piss... A kidney dialysis machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golddigga Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Quasimodo walks into a tailors and asks the manager 'Do you have a suit to fit me' To which the manager replies 'If we do then somebody's getting the f**king sack'......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefa Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 I like that one What's grey, sits at the end of your bed and takes the piss... A kidney dialysis machine. I always like and use that one. Although I use the words "takes the piss out of old people" at the end as it's a little bit more appropriate and less offensive should they know some young/mid aged person on a KD machine! Old one: What's cold and loves to fuck grannies at winter? Hypothermia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 whats long brown and sticky........ .....a stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 whats long brown and sticky........ .....a stick Ive got your coat here and the taxi is on its way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 bloke walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder, barman say's "nice lizard, whats he called?" Bloke answers "Tiny" barman say's "Tiny whay Tiny?" "Coz he's my newt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Ive got your coat here and the taxi is on its way taxi for spidermonkey:):) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 bloke walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder, barman say's "nice lizard, whats he called?" Bloke answers "Tiny" barman say's "Tiny whay Tiny?" "Coz he's my newt" Ive asked if the taxi can hurry up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 How do you get fat girls into bed........................ .....piece of cake. sorry taxi's here i think:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golddigga Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Colin gets home from work to find his mate John sh*gging his wife. Colin grabs John, pulls him down the stairs and out into the garden. He then pulls him across the garden and into the shed where he securely fastens his knob in a vice which he then snaps the handle off of!! Colin turns round and without a word pulls a rusty hacksaw out of his tool box and turns to face John. John says 'Oh please mate no, this is silly, don't cut my cock off!' To which Colin replies 'I'm not going to' as he hands the hacksaw to John 'You are, I'm going to burn the f**king shed down' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Colin gets home from work to find his mate John sh*gging his wife. Colin grabs John, pulls him down the stairs and out into the garden. He then pulls him across the garden and into the shed where he securely fastens his knob in a vice which he then snaps the handle off of!! Colin turns round and without a word pulls a rusty hacksaw out of his tool box and turns to face John. John says 'Oh please mate no, this is silly, don't cut my cock off!' To which Colin replies 'I'm not going to' as he hands the hacksaw to John 'You are, I'm going to burn the f**king shed down' Thats not a joke, its like something out of the film Saw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golddigga Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Never seen saw but I have seen Mike Reid tell this joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiles181 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Some of them jokes are soooooo wrong.I am meant to be working and was trying not to wet myself while reading them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiles181 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Q: Why do men masturbate? A: It's sex with someone they love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiles181 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Q: What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is? A: An insurance company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 whats the deffinition of making love???? Its what a women does while a blokes fu**ing her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiles181 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 ohhh comeback i think we should have a male and female nasty joke face off.Of course the women will win they always do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 ohhh comeback i think we should have a male and female nasty joke face off.Of course the women will win they always do cor i don't know... having the last word an all that...... just kidding sounds good:sly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 teacher asks her class what there daddys do at the weekend .ryan sticks his hand up my daddy works in a gay bar as a stripper and lets men f**K him up the a**e after work .right thats it the teacher says no more questions . when class is finished teacher pulls ryan to one side and asks does your daddy really do that . no said ryan he plays for wales but i was to ashamed to say . created after englands hammering of wales in the rugby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiles181 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Builder gets caught on "builders from hell" shagging houseowners dog on cctv.Woman sues him but judge dismissed the case as he was corgi registered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 wrong thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiles181 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Who's on the wrong thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Who's on the wrong thread Me! I had multiple windows open displaying different threads and posted in the wrong one. (That's my excuse) Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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