mikeyb10supra Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 A Young Man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived a considerable distance away. He consulted with his sister and decided after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal. Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time. Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers. Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter: Dear Kate, I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove). These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing. Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on our next date. All my love Ron. P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Repost x2 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=89340&highlight=gloves+knickers http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=30407&highlight=gloves+knickers funny tho' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 :rlol::rlol: i really liked that one nice one fella;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Boy Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Very good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted August 2, 2007 Author Share Posted August 2, 2007 Repost x2 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=89340&highlight=gloves+knickers http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=30407&highlight=gloves+knickers funny tho' ive never had a double repost before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 ive never had a double repost before Congrats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Havard Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 One of the best double re-posts I have ever read.... H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fishman Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 nice! if it wasnt a repost i wouldn't of seen it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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