markymark Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher "Anyone else?" Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the cont agious." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Repost!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Yeah, but it's back in Feb so far enough back to be OK in my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 Repost!! Yeah, but it's back in Feb so far enough back to be OK in my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Accepted!! I put it up in the "What's your favourite joke" thread but it seems to have gone missing?? H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 Accepted!! I put it up in the "What's your favourite joke" thread but it seems to have gone missing?? H. I removed it:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 I don't care if that is a repost, that got a damn good chuckle out of me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprasteve Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 i take it Ruth told you that ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 i take it Ruth told you that ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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