Pete Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 http://www.shropshirestar.co.uk/2007/03/police-probe-internet-death/ We were all bemused by this sentence. The body of the 42-year-old Kevin Whitrick, who has not been named, was discovered by police at an address in Orleton Lane, in Wellington. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 (One woman who works in the town, but did not want to be named, said: “It sounds absolutely awful.”) um.....thanks random woman in the butty van outside the newspaper. Is it on youtube yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 I'm sorry I know I shouldn't laugh but that's one big mess up by someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 I couldn't see what was wrong with that at first, I had to read it a couple of times before i realised! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 23, 2007 Author Share Posted March 23, 2007 but did not want to be named PMSL! That's right, us folk in Shropshire don't ever give our names to random people... it just comes out when we're dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 23, 2007 Author Share Posted March 23, 2007 Our marketing dept. is working overtime now. "Buy our new webcams, as used by unnamed man Kevin Whitrick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 sounds like the police broke in and pronounced him dead at the scene twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Our marketing dept. is working overtime now. "Buy our new webcams, as used by unnamed man Kevin Whitrick" they're a dead giveaway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 they're a dead giveaway I could see them facing stiff oppostion:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin_a Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 they're a dead giveaway of corpse they are. m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 sounds like the police broke in and pronounced him dead at the scene twice Better safe than sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 The prices (like Kev's wrists) are slashed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 your jokes are just killing me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 it's getting morbid in here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Reminds me of A Fistful of Travellers' Cheques "Aye, that's me, Billy Balthorpe, the man with no name" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 I see from the news that the media are stirring up the "let's have more controls on the internet" brigade again. Bound to happen I suppose, but what good would that have done in this case? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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