MaveriK Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds." When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 POUNDS! "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaysuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead dat 3rd day." "From hunger, you mean?" "No, from fookin' skippin' I'll be here all week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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edd_t Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 haha very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p111ddy Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 lol. like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Nice!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Superb:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Superb:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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