monkey76364 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Well We all like a bit of fun at work, this is how we have decided to tease one of the girls and her new monkey lol We have your monkey! Any attempts to contact the police or any other authorities will result in serious action being taken. At present the monkey is unharmed and we assume you wish to keep it that way. We have provided picture evidence to prove that he is still alive but this can all change! Demands will be made in due course. Be aware, trust no one watch your back, you never know who could be next! The Monkey Mafia WITH PHOTO http://img76.imageshack.us/my.php?image=untitledzf4.png Can any one help with a ransom note and demands... not sure what we can ask for now !!!! :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 lol, we did this. It was gone for 6 months and anyone who went on holiday took the monkey and got pics of it. It went to canada, maldives, microsoft in seattle, france, germany, all over. Was funny as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamer Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Is it wrong to say that the picture of the tied up munkey is arousing me sexually ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 haha brilliant. were currently doing the same with a hamster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted February 16, 2007 Author Share Posted February 16, 2007 Is it wrong to say that the picture of the tied up munkey is arousing me sexually ? There have been several mentions of bondage lol;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 if you have them in your office. get one of those big water bottles, an empty one! slap the monkey in that (ooo err misses) and make it look like ya drowning him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted February 16, 2007 Author Share Posted February 16, 2007 if you have them in your office. get one of those big water bottles, an empty one! slap the monkey in that (ooo err misses) and make it look like ya drowning him! Sounds good to me ... I even set up an email address for it [email protected] No one knows who it is, best work i have ever done in the office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Sounds good to me ... I even set up an email address for it [email protected] No one knows who it is, best work i have ever done in the office. haha we did that too! we demanded a packet of biscuits to be left in a specific place, and they were still didnt give the hamster back though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Got a shredder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted February 16, 2007 Author Share Posted February 16, 2007 Got a shredder? Yeah ??? do go on....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Leave Monkey alone you nasty people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Yeah ??? do go on....... Hey, I just plant the seed, what your mind does with it is up to you. I take no responsibility Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Send her some shaved fur in an envolope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted February 16, 2007 Author Share Posted February 16, 2007 Send her some shaved fur in an envolope. Oh thats gona happen lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 if your still needing help with the note,... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted February 16, 2007 Author Share Posted February 16, 2007 Thats excellent !!!! This was sent today: Demands will be high and costly… Our first demand is a bag of monkey nuts! Due to the recent increase on import costs these are of high value on the Mafia’s black market in Columbia. Delivery instructions will be sent accordingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 There's a good font you can download called "ransom" which looks the part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ads Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 http://www.1001fonts.com/font_details.html?font_id=1041 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Pose the monkey in front of a few postcards from around the world. If you do it right it'll look like he's already on his journeys even though he's safely tucked up in your bottom drawer. My IT asst did this to one girl and she was convinced it was one of the other staff away on holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 You are aware, I hope, that taking someone's property without permission is theft and you'd be open to police involvement and probably dismissal for your employer. Just a thought.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 I could email her some pictures of me spanking the monkey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 What a great wind up What about asking for some m&m's but only the green and blue ones or something. How about if she doesn't give in to your demands then send her this picture to prove you are serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvershark44 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 You are aware, I hope, that taking someone's property without permission is theft and you'd be open to police involvement and probably dismissal for your employer. Just a thought.... Your joking right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Your joking right? Nope. I'm sure Doug will confirm but, as I understand it, taking the property of someone else without their permission, even if it's just as a joke, is theft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Nope. I'm sure Doug will confirm but, as I understand it, taking the property of someone else without their permission, even if it's just as a joke, is theft. So is breaking the speed limit. [sHOCK][/sHOCK] Nobody guilty of that here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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