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Another Friday Cricket Joke


Carl

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Wisdom at last!

 

Richard Branson has offered to sponsor the England cricket team.

However the committee at Lords have refused, saying "we can't have

Virgin written on our shirts when we're getting f*****d in every match!"

 

Carl

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Well Cricket is a joke anyway, who even came up with the name. Maybe they should have called it Ladybird instead (keeping with the insect theme) :)

 

Cricket is an awesome sport......:angrymod:

 

Shame the England team is getting gangbanged left right and center.....

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When England won the Ashes ( I think it was then anyway) Rafael Benitez got asked about it/cricket.

 

His reply was "I don't understand the game of cricket, I mean how can you tell your wife you're going out to play a game, then come back 5 days later" :D

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Yeh. Like 'American Football' when it's not even 'football' ;)

 

Quite right, we would not want to confuse the two games as we all know proper football (we like to call it Soccer) is a high scoring action packed affair with more actors then the Oscar awards ceremony. Everyone loves to sit through 90 minutes of bad acting to see a score of 0-0. :D

 

 

Anyway back to the topic. Cricket, the only sport were the crowd gets more airplay then the players. :rolleyes:

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