Ewen Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Secret Santa...done to death perhaps, but new for our office this year. The participants have sworn a vow to take it seriously, with a warning that innapropriate gifts could cause offence and resentment within the team. I'm in on the 'fun', have drawn my victims name from a hat, and having had a few years of his superior attitude and Sandhurst accented sanctimonious verbal diarrhoea, I found something that suits him to a tee. God knows what I'm going to get:) Anyone else done this stuff, and refretted it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 and refretted it ? I refretted a guitar neck once! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 We do it every year at work, always find it really difficult choosing presents. Ive got one of the girls in the department this year so may end up being something fun from Ann Summers. She's hot as well which helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 She's hot as well which helps Get her a fan then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 I refretted a guitar neck once! Eff that effin eff...far too close to the gee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 I'm guessing the whole thing has to be Christmassy and team-orientated ? Not a chance... I've seen some of the other prezzies, and theres going to be a few fixed grins around the plastic tablecloth from the East tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Get her a fan then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gzaerojon Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 we're doing it this year, first time for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 I might not give it away:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 You wanna get them curtains taken up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Oh she's gonna kill you for that one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Im involved in a secret santa thing too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_TT Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 wheres the Hovis??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 That's brilliant we did ours the other night and i gave my person a leopard skin thong. I then proceeded to tell him it was one of our bosses who gave it to him and now he thinks he's got an admirer. He can't wait for his appraisel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 14, 2006 Author Share Posted December 14, 2006 Oh she's gonna kill you for that one... I bought it home to wrap it, made some tea and when I came back she'd put it on. Pissed again obviously...and she did a few 'lunges'. Hope the guy I give it too doesnt notice its been worn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 We do it every year at work, always find it really difficult choosing presents. Ive got one of the girls in the department this year so may end up being something fun from Ann Summers. She's hot as well which helps Whatever you do, don't do the embarrassing dildo thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 last year I gave a woman at my work 'penis hoopla' and stuck in a message in cut out news paper form. saying 'Not for internal use' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Whatever you do, don't do the embarrassing dildo thing. Trust me hey lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 14, 2006 Author Share Posted December 14, 2006 Whatever you do, don't do the embarrassing dildo thing. Wouldnt be Christmas without a dildo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 15, 2006 Author Share Posted December 15, 2006 Oh dear. Totally wrecked. I just want to die. Another Indian Restaurant we cant go back to:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Nice outfit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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