squiffy Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 we need pics of the x's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbell Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 wanker, bastard, mother fu*ker of a c**t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted November 27, 2006 Author Share Posted November 27, 2006 feeling much better this morning - dozy woman really got to me ... hovis please tinkerbell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 grrrr stupid over jealous teenage b!tch! you may have had lovly large breasts but your breath smelt and you had a bucket f@nny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonball Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Stupid F*ckin Italian Whore if i'd wanted you too stick you digit up my arse i would have asked and you wonder why i head butted you when you did it.F*ckin Cock Jocky with a fanny like clowns pocket Classic - just classic - PMSL A trifle harsh - she was just checking out ya prostate m8! Dare a mod to stick THAT on their signature LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Id insult her if i could remember her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 I refuse to comment as our son might read it... :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Ode to an ex Landlady:) I once had a landlady, an oilworkers wife, A formidable lady in the prime of her life. Her cooking was awful, tasteless and bland, But I liked staying there, until fate lent a hand. I was'nt there long before I thought something was odd, She was three times my age but was a randy sod. She was'nt shy when it came to flashing her baps, Which hung, brown and wrinkly, like giant envelope flaps. She left me in no doubt I could have her with ease, But her sheer sweaty bulk left me weak at the knees. She offered me discount for my bed and board, In return she wanted some virile pork sword. I did it I confess to save some brass, I did have a crack at that Hibernian ass. The worst of it though, her Nellie was a welly, Floppy and green, rubbery and smelly. It scarred me for life, I nearly turned gay, The memory of Mammoth Maggie stays with me to this day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Classic - just classic - PMSL A trifle harsh - she was just checking out ya prostate m8! Dare a mod to stick THAT on their signature LOL! it wasn't harsh bud it was a shock reaction:d my arse is a one way street lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 wanker, bastard, mother fu*ker of a c**t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHOCKED!!!!!!! :innocent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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