FBI Job Opening

[Ian W]

FBI Job Opening

 

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,

interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists, two men and

a woman.

 

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large

Metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your

instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you find

your wife sitting in a chair...Kill Her!!" The man said, "You can't be

serious. I could never shoot my wife."

 

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your

wife and go home."

 

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went

into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with

tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

 

The agent said , "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and

go home."

 

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction, to

kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were

heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the

walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

 

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from

her brow. "The gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him

to death with the chair."

 

Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

[Supragal]

Heard if before but I do like that one

[Max Headroom]

Pmsl

[Ewen]

love it