Angie Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. "Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off. Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 nice.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_TT Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 sure ive seen this sumwhere before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra dan Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 sure ive seen this sumwhere before think it was on a cave wall, circa 2 million years B.C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I remember my great grandad telling me that when I was a mere strip of a lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 The old ones are the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 It used to be Lady Penelope and Parker. Before that it was Cleopatra and Antony And before that it was Uggette and Ugg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soop Dogg Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Angie says you're all a bunch of b@startds and she won't be telling any more jokes. (You'll be glad to know!) In fact, she's putting her car up for sale alongside mine in protest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra dan Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 we didnt say it wasnt a good one, just its been around awhile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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