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Chav Q&A funnies


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Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?

A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

 

 

Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?

Society.

 

 

What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?

A bus shelter.

 

 

What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?

Granny.

 

 

What do you call a chav in a box?

Innit.

 

 

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.

 

 

What do you call a chav in a suit

"Will the defendant please rise"

 

 

Why did the chav cross the road?

To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.

 

 

What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?

The bride.

 

 

If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?

It might be your bike.

 

 

What's the first question during a chav quiz night?

What you looking at.

 

 

Why are chavs like slinkey's?

Thay have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs

 

 

Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?

The policeman!

 

 

How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?

Paint 3 stripes on it.

 

 

What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?

A good start.

 

 

Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?

Up the arse.

 

 

Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?

Because a nova has 4 seats.

 

 

What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?

A liar.

 

 

What do you say to a chav with a job?

Bigmac please.

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