dilocruzy Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut? A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Society. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex? A bus shelter. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl? Granny. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted. What do you call a chav in a suit "Will the defendant please rise" Why did the chav cross the road? To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit? The bride. If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike. What's the first question during a chav quiz night? What you looking at. Why are chavs like slinkey's? Thay have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving? The policeman! How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox? Paint 3 stripes on it. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river? A good start. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out? Up the arse. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame? Because a nova has 4 seats. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's? A liar. What do you say to a chav with a job? Bigmac please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 haha brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ian R Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out? Up the arse. quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Quote of the day Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out? Up the arse. quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out? Up the arse. quality :rlol: :rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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2JG Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 all so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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