michael Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 My girlfriend sold Dane Bowers some garden furniture I belive it was, at a shop in Doncaster. I got thrown out of the VIP area in a Leeds nightclub for telling him he was a c*ckhead PS: He is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I got thrown out of the VIP area in a Leeds nightclub for telling him he was a c*ckhead PS: He is You're a right trouble causer when you've been on the shandies aren't you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I got thrown out of the VIP area in a Leeds nightclub for telling him he was a c*ckhead PS: He is I like you more and more each day. He's a complete a*se who clearly has relations in the music industry because he can't sing or dance or make music for toffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Personally, I'm more curious as to how Michael ended up in a VIP area! Could this "I'm anti-social, me" personna be a sham? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 This was a long time ago Me and a friend used to blag our way in every week using lines from American Psycho, we'd ring in advance or get one of the ladies in the office to do it on our behalf on the premise that we wanted to entertain important clients. Tragic stuff really but it kept us amused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 This was a long time ago Me and a friend used to blag our way in every week using lines from American Psycho, we'd ring in advance or get one of the ladies in the office to do it on our behalf on the premise that we wanted to entertain important clients. Tragic stuff really but it kept us amused. You didn't get a res at the Dorcia did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 As we are doing 'have worked for people'... When working with my brother in law building tennis courts. I helped build courts for.... Louise Nurding (Rednap now, and she makes a terrible cuppa) Bruce Forsyth (hes really cool) Les Dennis (he moaned because we parked the van in his drive) And some singer, Eva someone or something from like the 60's! My bro has worked for loads more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Me and a friend used to blag our way in every week using lines from American Psycho... Really? If it is then that is brilliant and you are my hero. Did you tell them you worked in 'mergers and acquisitions'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I got thrown out of the VIP area in a Leeds nightclub for telling him he was a c*ckhead PS: He is It wasn't Majestyk was it? I've ended up in there a couple of times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARTIN R Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Mum knows Duncan Fearnley - Ex Worcestershire Cricket chairman and cricket bat manufacturer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Really? If it is then that is brilliant and you are my hero. Did you tell them you worked in 'mergers and acquisitions'? I think it may have been on the strength of his business card, the subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Really? If it is then that is brilliant and you are my hero. I'm ashamed to say it's true Did you tell them you worked in 'mergers and acquisitions'? Of course My friend also used to like to do the full quotes for the scenes where he bangs on about Sri Lanka, Phil Collins, Witney Houston etc... it confused the locals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 It wasn't Majestyk was it? I've ended up in there a couple of times... Spot on A tragic meat market of a place but that was the appeal, apparently it doesn't have the VIP bit anymore, the kids of today obviously lack skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soop Dogg Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I took Peter Ebdons sister for a blast up the road in the Supe a couple of years ago if that's any good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I took Peter Ebdons sister for a blast up the road in the Supe a couple of years ago if that's any good? Was he impressed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Mum knows Duncan Fearnley - Ex Worcestershire Cricket chairman and cricket bat manufacturer So does mine Natalie Denning used to work for me. I was talking to Kate Winslett on Sunday aswell if that counts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 BLAH BLAH BLAH..... .... was talking to Kate Winslett on Sunday aswell if that counts HOW WHY AND WHERE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 HOW WHY AND WHERE!!!! I'm a manager for Tesco in Stow on the Wold and she lives round there she came in shopping on Sunday and we had a chat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I used to crew for and be webmaster/IT guru for Smax Smith, 2003 FIA Top Fuel champion ('til he emigrated to Canada last year). My dad went to school with Phil Cool. My great, great grandad Lanty Slee was an infamous bootlegger around Barrow/Cumbria. Has a couple of little places named after him. Apparently, the stuff he used to brew could send you blind for a day or so. He had stills hidden all over the Lakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 My dad went to school with Phil Cool. ..and the prize for the most random connection goes to.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 He once came to me with a broken Singer stitching machine. He put it on the counter and said....... "Make it sew!" I'll get me coat. Hilarious! I assume thats only me then! On a relevant note, my family name "Oels" dates back as a direct descendent of the notorious drunk hussy Princess Caroline of Brunswick, of Prussian decent (Napoleon's era). No I hadn't heard of her before either! She was once mentioned in an episode of Blackadder III. Fame and fortune ensues. Not. No wonder I have a fondness of weissbier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey3 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I once touched Sue Pollard - - on the arm unfortunately / fortunately delete as appropriate I once got a wink off Daniella Westbrook while I was having a meal with my then g/f in Planet Hollywood (when it was cool - honest it was once) She now lives next door to my dad's friend... she's stalking me I swear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soop Dogg Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Was he impressed? Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I once got a wink off Daniella Westbrook Was that before or after her nose fell off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Was that before or after her nose fell off? That is truely uncanny - I was going to write exactly that, verbatim! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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