monkey76364 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 >>Jerry received a parrot for his birthday. >> >>The parrot was fully - grown with a bad attitude and a worse >>vocabulary. >>Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives >>were, >>to say the least very rude. >> >>Jerry tried hard to change the birds attitude and was constantly >>saying >>polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try >>and >>set a good example. Nothing worked. >> >>He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shook the bird >>and >>the bird just got angrier and became even more rude. Finally in a >>moment >>of desperation Jerry put the parrot in the freezer!! >> >>For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream. >>Then >>suddenly there was quiet.... >> >>Not a sound for half a minute Jerry was frightened that he might >>have >>hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. >> >>The parrot calmly stepped onto Jerry's extended arm and said; "I >>believe >>I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I will >>endeavour at once to correct my behaviour. I am really truly sorry >>and >>beg your forgiveness." >> >>Jerry was astonished at the bird's change of attitude and was about >>to >>ask what had made the difference and caused such a dramatic change >>when >>the parrot continued; >> >> >>"May I ask what the chicken did?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 haha, sounds about right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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