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Thursday evening joke


Chris Wilson

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THE BARBER

 

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.

 

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves.

 

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "Aboutan hour and a half." The guy leaves.

 

The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy

and see where he goes.|"

 

A little while later, Bill comes back into the s hop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"

 

Bill looks up wiping the tears from his eyes and says, "Your house."

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