MaveriK Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Each episode, one of the presenters gives a short quote about the Stig, invariably starting with "Some say", then two of the quotes below. He finishes by saying "All we know is, he's called The Stig". • He drinks alot of petrol • He was born in space. • He forages for wolves at night. • He sleeps upside down like a bat. • His sweat can be used to clean precious metals. • His skin has the texture of dolphins. • If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts. • He does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down (a reference to the The Matrix). • He is scared of bells. • He once punched a horse to the ground. • His politics are terrifying. • He lives in a tree. • He likes DragonBoarder. • He was raised by wolves. • He appears on high-value stamps in Sweden. • His favourite philosopher is Immanuel Kant. • He has no understanding of clouds. • His earwax tastes like Turkish Delight. • He is confused by stairs. • He naturally faces magnetic north. • He is illegal in 17 U.S. states. • His heart ticks like a watch. • All his legs are hydraulic. • He can "accumbularate". • He appears on Japanese banknotes. • There's an airport in Russia named after him. • He is wanted by the CIA. • His breath smells of magnesium. • He can catch fish with his tongue. • His tears are adhesive. • If set alight, he'd burn for a thousand days. • He is terrified of ducks. • His voice can only be heard by cats. • He has two sets of knees. • He can swim seven lengths underwater. • He has webbed buttocks. • He can melt concrete on contact. • He is more machine than man. (a reference to Darth Vader). • His heart is in upside down. • His teeth glow in the dark. • His favorite food is raw meat. • He has no age. • He blinks the other way. (a reference to Men in Black.) • He has acid for blood. (a reference to the Alien). • Jimmy Carter wants him dead. • He has a bionic arm. • He has a tattoo of Buzz Aldrin on his thigh. • He is stumped by clouds. • He has no fear. • He has webbed feet • His ears aren't exactly where they're supposed to be. • He had an affair with John Prescott. I'll be here all week!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 You could now add He crashes cars worth £441,000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 You could now add He crashes cars worth £441,000. it was spectacular, but i bet if that was one of us we would have had it on the roof, the guy has got some car control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 it was spectacular, but i bet if that was one of us we would have had it on the roof, the guy has got some car control It certainly was, gave me heart though to know that even people like the Stig can get it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Do you think he refers to himself in conversation as "the stig"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 i so wished it had fliped as it hit the tires..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stt Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 I'm sorry guys I have missed this one,What did he total?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letmeshowyou Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 I'm sorry guys I have missed this one,What did he total?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 The Koniessegg CCX. Well had an offing in one. Please dont tell me these are re-hashed Chuck Norris jokes?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 The new Koniessegg (sp?!) CCX or whatever it's called, all carbon fibre body too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 The new Koenigseggzeggzeggzeggzeggzegg flippin 'eck - that was quick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 flippin 'eck - that was quick! UK Specs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Daston Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I was amazed by how little damage there apeared to be on the car he hit them at a fair pace if it were a ford GT there would have been fiber glass every where, speeking of which I do believe that the TVR can safly say "at least are cars are more reliable than Ford GT's" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKEYmark Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 sounds like a porno name lol looked a mental car.bet the spoiler will bb fitted to the cars they sell.imagine a mere mortal driving one on road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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