Tigger Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Christmas and says," I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough. "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming home for Christmas and paying their own way." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 manipulative old gits.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Terry S Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADD Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 :more: :more: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyotasuprauk Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Pretty good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 class probably so true a method as well, which makes it even more funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted January 25, 2006 Author Share Posted January 25, 2006 class probably so true a method as well, which makes it even more funny That's what I was thinking:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARTIN R Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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