Stu_Fraser Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 I'm not sure how many of you shop at Tesco, but this may be useful to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me as I am a victim of the latest scam at a supermarket while shopping. This happened at the Tesco store me and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two good looking 18 year old girls come to your car as you are leaving while you are placing your packages on the floor of the front seat. One starts wiping your windscreen with a rag and window cleaning fluid while the other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost bursting out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to another Tesco. You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. Be careful. It could be you next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 assaulted 4 times but you learnt your lesson now and can stop this happening to any other poor souls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 so Tesco99 isnt the only reason to their! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 I don't get it. Is it a joke? Why am I not laughing? If it's not a joke, which Tesco is this as I feel for the good of the community I should stake it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 I was about to start the 'gimme an R' thing... but then remembered it was on an email someone sent me last week I laughed... very good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 What I find offensive is thats its taken you at least 4 days before you bothered to come on here and tell anybody else of this service...sorry, I meant scam! I've missed 4 days of being a victim! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Where is the Tesco's that you took them to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSZ Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 I thought the punch line was supposed to be ".....unfortunaltely I wasn't able to find them again on Saturday!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_Fraser Posted January 18, 2006 Author Share Posted January 18, 2006 I guess i should have reported this earlier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 I think this is happening at Morrisons too. Except the girls are f'ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptik Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 I thought the punch line was supposed to be ".....unfortunaltely I wasn't able to find them again on Saturday!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 I think this is happening at Morrisons too. Except the girls are f'ugly. And Kwik Save, but not sure they are girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markrzs Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 And Kwik Save, but not sure they are girls In that case you don't want to go to CO-OP ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 And Kwik Save, but not sure they are girls ....and waitrose but they're normally over 60... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffers Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 You own 4 wallets? Blimey! Hehe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Which Tesco was this Stu, the Extra at Kingston Park or what Gaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_Fraser Posted January 18, 2006 Author Share Posted January 18, 2006 Which Tesco was this Stu, the Extra at Kingston Park or what Gaz. Erm, yeah Gaz that'll be the one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraWoman Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 damn.. how many wallets do you have??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiefgroover Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 If they can have sex with eachother in the back of a FTO or Supra, they deserve some sorta medal ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 I heard about this but it's all alright now as they have been caught and it turned out they were both blokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSZ Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 I heard about this but it's all alright now as they have been caught and it turned out they were both blokes. :rlol: LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gzaerojon Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 group buy on wallets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veilsideTT Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I heard about this but it's all alright now as they have been caught and it turned out they were both blokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_Fraser Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 I heard about this but it's all alright now as they have been caught and it turned out they were both blokes. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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