ivan Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 "Hello, Senor Lucky? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor that your parrot died. "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?" "Si, Senor, that's the one." "Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. "What did he die from?" "From eating rotten meat, Senor" "Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?" "Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse." "Dead horse? What dead horse?" "The thoroughbred, Senor Lucky. He died from all that work pulling the water cart." "Are you insane? What water cart?" "The one we used to put out the fire, Senor" "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?" "The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire." "What the.....!!! But there's electricity at the house!!! What was the candle for?" "For the funeral, Senor." "WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?!" "Your wife's, Senor...She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Tiger Woods Nike Driver." SILENCE... "Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep shit!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 hahahaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffvalenti Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sooper-supra Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptik Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now