CJ Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Why, Why, Why!!! Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee for "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet? ! Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Why, Why, Why!!! Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee for "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet? ! Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? Sorry i read the title thinking you were going to post WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BITCHING GOING ON, ON THE FORUM AT THE MOMENT?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Sorry i read the title thinking you were going to post WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BITCHING GOING ON, ON THE FORUM AT THE MOMENT?! I put it down to the stress of buying presents etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 maybe that should be added to the list class_one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Why did Toyota think it was a good idea to not only screw but glue the fecking stock speakers in?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 + boot rubbers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Why do people post up old stuff that I got on email about 10 years ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 boot rubbers...a firm favorite. ...especially if a previous owner had tried (unsuccessfully) to undo them. I had to resort to chisel and hammer, I kid you not! Kamikaze pilots wore helmets because they didn't want to be incapacitated prematurely by random shaking of the cabin or such. Plus they were not meant to die 100%, the idea was that once the plane was in collision course they'd try to jump out. (survival rate was not that high, allegedly) Can't help you on Tarzan's beard though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Why do people post up old stuff that I got on email about 10 years ago? To give people the opportunity to have a moan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sooper-supra Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 i hate my remote it has a hole init now from where a candle burnt through it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Why oh why do people put f*****g Xmas decorations up in SEPTEMBER???? I know it's nearly Xmas now, just a slightly delayed reaction I guess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 i hate my remote it has a hole init now from where a candle burnt through it as they say, the remote that burns twice as bright only lasts half as long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Why oh why do people put f*****g Xmas decorations up in SEPTEMBER???? I know it's nearly Xmas now, just a slightly delayed reaction I guess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sooper-supra Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 as they say, the remote that burns twice as bright only lasts half as long. lol my son put it next to a candle bloody thing got burnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 bright young spark, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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