terribleturner Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 What are the 3 things you should never discuss at a dinner table?? Politics, Religion and ?????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Not sure about the 3rd one but here's a top ten I found on the web somewhere The Top 10 Topics You Don't Discuss at the Dinner Table 10. The dog's latest "gift" 9. Klingon dating rituals 8. Chewing tobacco 7. Precious moments figurines 6. Recent refrigerator "science projects" 5. Anything that makes you laugh hard enough to make milk come out your nose 4. Smoked oyster breath 3. The way your mother used to prepare this dish 2. Road toad a la mode 1. Childbirth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Politics, Religion and ?????????? the secret ingrediant in the salad dressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 No there's a ring to it. It could be sex but i can't think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 What are the 3 things you should never discuss at a dinner table?? Politics, Religion and ??????????philosophy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Politics, Religion and Money? I don't think there's is an and. (At least I've never heard of it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveburwash Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Politics, Religion, Philosophy and all things in between. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Hemorrhoids ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezz Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Grannys minge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Grannys minge? Thats just wrong!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 Grannys minge? Yeah that is wrong, i'm trying to eat a danish here. I think Rogue has it with Money. And possibly jake 2nd with Hemorrhoids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezz Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Yeah that is wrong, i'm trying to eat a danish here. I think Rogue has it with Money. And possibly jake 2nd with Hemorrhoids Well there you go then, dont talk about grannys minge while you're eating a danish?? Hhhmmm, orange goo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Jez. You sicken me. Never again shall I enjoy the pastry delight of a Danish without thinking "grey hair wrinkly old minge". Thanks dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Jez. You sicken me. Never again shall I enjoy the delight of a grey hair wrinkly old minge without thinking "danish pastry" Thanks pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 What are the 3 things you should never discuss at a dinner table?? Politics, Religion and ?????????? Shitting the bed??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Uncle Brian and his "hide the sausage" game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezz Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Jez. You sicken me. Never again shall I enjoy the delight of a grey hair wrinkly old minge without thinking "danish pastry" Thanks pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Rogue set that up beautifully....sad thing is Im being technically accurate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Your misses' bl*wj*b skills in front of her parents? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lust2luv Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Sex! Sex is hardly a fitting subject for the dinner table! ...or indeed any table. ...except perhaps a table in a brothel! *kick* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chiefvinso Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 What you really do for a job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted October 7, 2005 Author Share Posted October 7, 2005 Sex! Sex is hardly a fitting subject for the dinner table! ...or indeed any table. ...except perhaps a table in a brothel! *kick* Depends if your on it or not at the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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