Ewen Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Posting crap jokes Washing four cars Checking 16 tyres Paying a million bills Mowing two lawns Picking up a million cat poos from said lawns Cleaning one Pond filter Drinking six bottles of Tanglefoot Posting more crap jokes Watching whatever the wife is watching on TV Eating half a cow covered in pastry Reading Hyper Rev for the squillionth time Trying in vain to get Charlotte Church in a basque out of my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprasteve Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Tanglefoot !?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Today I will mostly be...... Trying in vain to get Charlotte Church out of basque in my room,.......out of my mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 10, 2005 Author Share Posted September 10, 2005 Tanglefoot !?!? Tanglefoot = very aptly named real-ale brewed by Badger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprasteve Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Tanglefoot = very aptly named real-ale brewed by Badger not heard that one before. hope it taste better than it sounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 10, 2005 Author Share Posted September 10, 2005 Not an excuse for various crap posts in the past, but I invented a drink years back called Scrotumcruncher......pint of Tanglefoot and a double Drambuie....floats my boat quite well.....also, the 'yoghurt' Im seen eating at lunchtimes is usually red wine and Bailleys.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 also, the 'yoghurt' Im seen eating at lunchtimes is usually red wine and Bailleys.... The things we do to get us through the day! Gaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprasteve Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 is it whiskey and baileys in a shot glass that looks like an eye ball? and you pretty much have to chew the baileys as it has curdles.... i went on a stag do a while back and we drunk/eat one of these with every pint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Posting crap jokes Blah blah blah Blah blah blah Blah blah blah Blah blah blah Blah blah blah Blah blah blah Blah blah blah Posting more crap jokes Blah blah blah Blah blah blah Blah blah blah Blah blah blah Charlotte Church blah blah blah.... Living out in HK I have absolutely no idea who Charlotte Church is Please no more crap jokes Ewen..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 10, 2005 Author Share Posted September 10, 2005 Hi Nic........at least I title them as 'jokes' so the more sensitive amongst you can at least make a considered decision wether to read my posts or not...its not as if Im putting a gun to your heads....although a few may if I keep it up.....as to Charlotte Church, voice of an angel, body like a whore, drinks like a navvy, need I say more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Hi Nic........at least I title them as 'jokes' so the more sensitive amongst you can at least make a considered decision wether to read my posts or not...its not as if Im putting a gun to your heads....although a few may if I keep it up.....as to Charlotte Church, voice of an angel, body like a whore, drinks like a navvy, need I say more Body of a navvy, drinks like an angel and sings like a whore... I need another beer.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 10, 2005 Author Share Posted September 10, 2005 Ive just been reminded by the wife that the things I will mostly be doing today have in fact, not been done mostly...so she has told me what she will NOT be doing today... Cooking Dinner Letting me watch Discovery Channel Putting out tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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