Supralad Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Recent surveys show that the best engine ever made is a pussy. Some of the reasons are that it can take pistons of any size and shape, it self lubricates, starts with one finger and performs its own oil change every 28days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobD Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 But if you've been seeing one for the past 5 years like me, it turns into a right, demanding high maintenance bitch Not really, she's lovely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 An oil change that takes a week during which time you can't drive the thing! The week up to the oil change you daren't start it up as one day it'll misfire, the next it sounds like a Spitfire. Costs a fortune to use, always breaking down for no apparent reason! Most useless engine known to man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 For some of you wierdos out there, you can also change the parts at an expense. It's classed as an upgrade... only when warmed up however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supralad Posted November 10, 2010 Author Share Posted November 10, 2010 An oil change that takes a week during which time you can't drive the thing! The week up to the oil change you daren't start it up as one day it'll misfire, the next it sounds like a Spitfire. Costs a fortune to use, always breaking down for no apparent reason! Most useless engine known to man!! haha For some of you wierdos out there, you can also change the parts at an expense. It's classed as an upgrade... only when warmed up however. We all know upgrades are a waste of money and never have the lift time agreement they are suppose to have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 We all know upgrades are a waste of money and never have the lift time agreement they are suppose to have. I was talking about the tranny upgrade. But that would be a waste of money too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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