joke A few for Monday morning

[ivan]

Some old, some new...

 

 

In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do

women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa.

 

 

One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.

It appears that Scousers and Pikeys is not the correct answer.

 

 

I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new childrens iPod

after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

 

 

George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter, called "Oh,

She's Eleven."

 

 

My wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of

us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she's rubbish at snooker.

 

 

There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Camberley but I've been banned

from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.

 

 

You can say lots of bad things about paedophiles but at least they drive

slowly past schools.

 

 

A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I

said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a

moustache!"

 

 

A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. "Can you describe the

symptoms to me?" asked the doctor. "Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard

and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair."

[stevie_b]

Pretty good, 7/10.

[Oddball87]