Lazarus Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 A duck walks into a pub and says, "Hello, got any bread?" Barman says: "No" Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No!" Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread!" Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman shouts: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d bird!" Duck says: "Got a hammer?" Barman says: "No!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Fine...Got any bread?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 thats my kinda joke LMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soo Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Brilliant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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