Directions

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Directions

 

1. Start at your local Airport.

 

2. Catch flight to London Heathrow Airport.

 

3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

 

4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

 

5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway

 

South" - follow for 0.2 miles.

 

6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow

 

for 0.3 miles

 

7. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport

 

Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles

 

8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2

miles

 

9. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

 

10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

 

11. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0

miles

 

12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

 

13. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

 

14. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow

 

for 7.8 miles

 

15. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles

 

16. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7

miles

 

17. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles

 

18. Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"

 

Now that's the way to sodding Amarillo!!!!!!!!

 

SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!

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