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The scouser and the gay.


Chris Wilson

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At the end of a tiny, near deserted bar in Liverpool sat a scouser. He was having a few beers, when a short, well dressed, and blatantly gay man walked in and sat beside him.

 

After three or four beers, the gay man got up the courage to say a few words to the scouser.

 

Leaning over towards him, he whispered conspiratorially, "Do you want a blow job?"

 

At this, the scouser leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked 10 bells out of the gay man, knocking him clean off his stool. He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar, before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot, and then returning calmly to his seat.

 

Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to appease the scouser, and said, "I've never seen you react like that. What did he say to you?"

 

"I don't know," the scouser replied.

"Something about a job."

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