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Missile

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Again... in Cornish....

 

 

 

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night

I threw me pitch fork at your dog to keep quiet

Now something's telling me that you've avoiding me,

Come on now darling,

You got something i need.

 

(Chorus)

 

'Cause I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Come on now, let's get together

In perfect harmony

I got 20 acres and you got 43

Now I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key.

 

She might well laugh.

 

I'll stick by you and give you all that you need

We'll have twins and triplets

I'm a man built for speed

And you know I'll love you darling

So give me your hand

Oh, the thing I want the most is all that acres of land.

 

(Chorus)

 

For seven long years I've been alone in this place

Pigs sleep in the kitchen

It's a proper disgrace

Now if I cleaned it up, would you change your mind?

I'll give up drinking Scrumpy

And that lager and lime.

 

Course.

 

Who loves you baby?

 

Weren't we a grand couple at that last Wurzel dance?

I wore brand new gaiters and me corduroy pants

In your new Sunday dress

With your perfume smelling grand

We had our photos taken, us holding hands.

 

Now I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Now that we're both past our 50's I think that you and me should stop this gallivanting

And will you marry me?

'Cause I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key.

 

Arr, you're a fine looking woman

And I can't wait to get me hands on your land.

 

You're a fine looking woman.

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Great stress reliever this...been playing it on and off since the last time it was posted. And the awesome wheelie bin one too....and the rather tricky elephant one. The squirrel squisher game has to be the best one though.

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