A Bad Friday Joke

[monkey76364]

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the

doctors.

 

"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.

 

"Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood

test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days."

 

The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the

results.

 

"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.

 

"I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.

 

"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!"said the little paper bag.

 

"Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.

 

"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"

 

"Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug

users?" asked the doctor.

 

"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"

 

"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood

transfusion?" queried the doctor.

 

"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!"

 

"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"

 

"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag.

 

"Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor

 

 

 

"Your mother must have been a carrier"

 

[Whitesupraboy2]

ohh dear....

 

and award for worst friday joke goes too......

[Vaughany]

This one is hurting me - worsed joke EVER!

[Supragal]

Hahaha! Although if he's a little paper bag that can't do anything, how did they get a blood sample?

[monkey76364]

Hahaha! Although if he's a little paper bag that can't do anything, how did they get a blood sample?

 

 

don't be so picky lol