Sheefa Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Got one coming up for a very good mate. He loves his cars and recently went to do the Scumball rally - but failed!! See here. http://www.easybrothersinc.co.uk Any good prank ideas or general shennigans for the weekend? Need something exciting and 'unique'. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Got one coming up for a very good mate. He loves his cars and recently went to do the Scumball rally - but failed!! See here. www.easybrothersinc.co.uk Any good prank ideas or general shennigans for the weekend? Need something exciting and 'unique'. Cheers On my mates stagdo we hired a midget who handcuffed himself to the stag for a few hours. That was unbelievably funny, especially considering my mate is 6'4 and he was virtually hanging off him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Depends on how twisted you REALLLLLY want to be.... (and how brave you are....) Get him the usual passed out drunk, and this is where you need a twisted sense of humour. Get a condom, (preferably on the end of a pencil unless you are even more twisted than me), and gently ease it up said stag's rear passage. Then everyone needs to get the story straight (or not so straight I suppose ) about what happened the night before and how he brought back 'Arthur' for one final night of passion against everyone's better judgement...AND then just wait for him to wake up, nobody should be in the room when he does, just wait for him at breakfast. Some suitable room decorations should include lube, handcuffs and a random pair of boxers. Admittedly this is something that needs to be VERY careful thought out as some people MAY not appreciate the humour in it AT ALL and could mentally scar them. I would suggest at least filming a) for giggles later b) just to put the poor bloke's mind at ease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 You are a sick sick man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Depends on how twisted you REALLLLLY want to be.... (and how brave you are....) Get him the usual passed out drunk, and this is where you need a twisted sense of humour. Get a condom, (preferably on the end of a pencil unless you are even more twisted than me), and gently ease it up said stag's rear passage. Then everyone needs to get the story straight (or not so straight I suppose ) about what happened the night before and how he brought back 'Arthur' for one final night of passion against everyone's better judgement...AND then just wait for him to wake up, nobody should be in the room when he does, just wait for him at breakfast. Some suitable room decorations should include lube, handcuffs and a random pair of boxers. Admittedly this is something that needs to be VERY careful thought out as some people MAY not appreciate the humour in it AT ALL and could mentally scar them. I would suggest at least filming a) for giggles later b) just to put the poor bloke's mind at ease. agreed! you are a very sick twisted individual, your invited to my next birthday party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 agreed! you are a very sick twisted individual, your invited to my next birthday party meh, but I'm fun to hang with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 meh, but I'm fun to hang with lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 meh, but I'm fun to hang with Plenty of fun to hang out of, if the above tale is anything to go by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Gav: only problem is, how to decide who has to perform the insertion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Gav: only problem is, how to decide who has to perform the insertion! Rock, paper, scissors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Rock, paper, scissors? A high stakes game indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 A high stakes game indeed! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keener Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 There's always the good old strip naked and attach to any traffic sign/pole nearby with clingfilm. Things to do to the car: Collect as many of the little paper circles out of hole punches as you can and pour them in the dash air vents. With the car off turn all the fans on full so when it's started they all come out. He'll be picking them up for ages!! Or maybe just rub cat food or cheese on anything that gets hot under the hood. On the wedding day find out where they're staying on the wedding night and, if possible, cancel the room. We did this for a friend with the hotel totally playing along too - aparently it was a classic moment! We did pay for a bottle of champagne for them as a 'sorry' though! Another one for the wedding night - get loads of alarm clocks and set them to go off at 30min intervals and just hide them all over their room. All the above should be used with caution and depend upon the sense of humour of all involved!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kslb Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Rock, paper, scissors? I thought you used a condom, those options sound painful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozz Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 agreed! you are a very sick twisted individual, your invited to my next birthday party So he can stick a pencil up your ars3? Rather you than me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 hype up the stag do i.e lots of hookers/strippers present, drink etc etc - then everyone just stay at home .... evil i know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L18msy Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Depends on how twisted you REALLLLLY want to be.... (and how brave you are....) Get him the usual passed out drunk, and this is where you need a twisted sense of humour. Get a condom, (preferably on the end of a pencil unless you are even more twisted than me), and gently ease it up said stag's rear passage. Then everyone needs to get the story straight (or not so straight I suppose ) about what happened the night before and how he brought back 'Arthur' for one final night of passion against everyone's better judgement...AND then just wait for him to wake up, nobody should be in the room when he does, just wait for him at breakfast. Some suitable room decorations should include lube, handcuffs and a random pair of boxers. Admittedly this is something that needs to be VERY careful thought out as some people MAY not appreciate the humour in it AT ALL and could mentally scar them. I would suggest at least filming a) for giggles later b) just to put the poor bloke's mind at ease. I find a light smattering of egg white on the victims buttocks and mouth area adds to the joke.Once it dries in it looks like man sauce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris2o2 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Jeeesuuss , remind me not to invite any of you lot to my stag-do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I find a light smattering of egg white on the victims buttocks and mouth area adds to the joke.Once it dries in it looks like man sauce! I like your thinking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefa Posted May 21, 2009 Author Share Posted May 21, 2009 Thanks guys for a few tips. Gaz - that idea is brilliant mate and I've heard of that one before. Unfortunately Mark is a 'real lad' and so no doubt he has too - he won't fall for it. The usual tie to lampost pranks are getting old and dated, need to find something new and improved. Innovative as possible is the key. There's about 30 of us going so looking at £20 a head for a good wind-up should be enough to pull something fairly exciting off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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