Tom Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Ebay really is full of tools isnt it? I'm searching for the worst written ad that I can find and this is my entry http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=170292073052&Category=50175&_trksid=p3907.m29&_trkparms=algo%3DLVI%26its%3DI%26otn%3D2 If your dyslexic then fine get someone to proof read it for you, but don't go ahead and list the ad ffs! what a tw*t and don't type it out in the font "3 year old crayon" either! I welcome you all to compete with that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 blinking dash only 04 about 2min of starting car (comon fault) Only 04? Why the 0? I can only think of - 0=on 4=for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I always like the 200k mile, blown engine cars worth £1 with 'reserve not met' cos they were cheeky enough to put a reserve on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev.O Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 if you are relly intrested in the car email me Maybe Niz wrote it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 the 04 must mean [oh for] about two minuets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby_doo_do Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 here's my two entries: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/DAMAGED-CAT-D-2006-MERCEDES-ML-320-CDI-SE-AUTO_W0QQitemZ330293500566QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item330293500566&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A4%7C65%3A3%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/bmw-x5-3-0d-black-54-new-shape-fire-damaged-unrecorded_W0QQitemZ120358293704QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item120358293704&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A4%7C65%3A3%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 That ad is no worse than some spelling on here, it is not that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 here's my two entries: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/DAMAGED-CAT-D-2006-MERCEDES-ML-320-CDI-SE-AUTO_W0QQitemZ330293500566QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item330293500566&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A4%7C65%3A3%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/bmw-x5-3-0d-black-54-new-shape-fire-damaged-unrecorded_W0QQitemZ120358293704QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item120358293704&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A4%7C65%3A3%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318 LOL! The Mercedes one clearly thought the more !!!!!!!!! the more interest! That X5 is just knackered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra Size Me Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Are we limiting it to just cars ? found this one comical http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vibrator-Dildo-T-shirt-Glam-Punk-Racy_W0QQitemZ300285122160QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMen_s_Clothes?hash=item300285122160&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1301%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318 my addition to the car wreck ones is : http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2007-BEETLE-LUNA-RARE-SALVAGE-CAT-D-with-some-parts_W0QQitemZ280296194405QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item280296194405&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2%7C65%3A7%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318 I'm sure it'll polish out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Are we limiting it to just Ebay? I love looking through the 'Show car' section of pistonheads, under Boring stuff http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/list.asp?s=810 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 This has got to be in my top 5 funniest ones just check out the description of the "gearbox problem" fooking hilarious "but it not a major problem" lol what an absolute TOOL http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MERCEDES-190E-2-3-16-V-COSWORTH_W0QQitemZ130278676485QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item130278676485&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2%7C65%3A1%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 This has got to be in my top 5 funniest ones just check out the description of the "gearbox problem" fooking hilarious "but it not a major problem" lol what an absolute TOOL http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MERCEDES-190E-2-3-16-V-COSWORTH_W0QQitemZ130278676485QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item130278676485&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2%7C65%3A1%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318 THE CAR DOESN'T DRIVE FORWARDS, BUT THE CAR DOES REVERSE, SO IT IS NOT A MAJOR PROBLEMI cannot put into words how I feel right now... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dani_r Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Maybe Niz wrote it As I was reading it I was thinking exactly the same thing! Never met the man but I've read some of his posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creative Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 I welcome you all to compete with that one et voila! how about that one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 et voila! how about that one? oooh you dodgy person ive just done a quote on your post and my tool bar turned gold and warned me that this is a phishing website:D thought it was cars???? back to the quote mmmmm CHAVTASTIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted January 10, 2009 Author Share Posted January 10, 2009 This has got to be in my top 5 funniest ones just check out the description of the "gearbox problem" fooking hilarious "but it not a major problem" lol what an absolute TOOL http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MERCEDES-190E-2-3-16-V-COSWORTH_W0QQitemZ130278676485QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item130278676485&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2%7C65%3A1%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318 Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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