bens747 Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR A blind man wanders into an all Girls Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things: 1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2) The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously Mister, do you still wanna tell that joke? The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No, not if I'm going to have to explain it five times.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 So what was the joke then?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jevansio Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 That font sure gave that joke the Xmas update it deserves http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=132327 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero-M Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Loved that. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Very good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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