JustGav Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 I'll give them credit they are definitely thinking these through a bit more.... BMS, Bullet Motorsports Speedlab, was originally founded to turn "ordinary" BMWs into the fastest race cars possible. BMS race cars have won numerous national championships over the past four years and BMS continues to promote club racing through its driver development program. From their intimate knowledge of the inner workings of BMWs, and countless hours of track time testing products in a high-stress environment, BMS technicians are highly skilled in tuning BMWs and Minis for street applications. There are many misconceptions in the aftermarket tuning industry. Our job is to separate the truth from the hype, for the benefit of our customers. Of course, tuning by itself is insufficient without full knowledge of servicing not only BMW components, but also the full range of aftermarket equipment from superchargers to stereos. There is nothing on your BMW or Mini that BMS can't fix - or if you desire, improve. Today we have a chance to announce a vacancy of a Regional Financial Manager. This is a part-time job position; you will be required to be available 1-2 hours a day. The purpose of this position is to be a part of company internal operational cash flow and deal with the local customer payments in particular. You will specifically be responsible to: - Coordinate customer payments using your bank account - Monitor payment delivery thoroughly - Immediately notify when any payment arrives and inform company head office - Process customer payments via Western Union and Money Gram services to the company regional warehouses - Ensure each customer payment is dealt with in a quick, polite and efficient manner - Make records on each new coming customer payment into a database - Establish and maintain constructive working environment, so that to ensure high-speed payment delivery, provide the customers with the fastest possible service and attract extra This position reports to a supervisor or manager. You will be paid net 10% commission out of every customer payment you have to deal with, all the related expenses will be covered by the company. BMS - European nicest car design dealership - is looking for motivated, energetic, charismatic individuals to help grow its potential and customer base. No experience is necessary. We will train the right individual. We do however require a great attitude and a healthy work ethic. Good 'people' skills are essential. Apart from that, you must be at least 18 years of age; proficient in Microsoft PC, with excellent communicational, organizational and interpersonal skills and ability to maintain composure during stressful situations. With our track record of success, the diversity of work available and opportunities for promotion, travel and other benefits, BMS is an excellent choice for anyone seeking a job in a dynamic, rewarding and growing industry. If you’re ready to make a difference, and not just be “1 of a 100”, join us. We offer a career that affords great challenges and job satisfaction. If you show any interest in a position offered, please do not hesitate to visit our web-site for more information or fill in an on-line application form. To visit our site: in the address line of your browser, type: and hit enter. We are looking forward to hearing from you ASAP. Yours faithfully, Lora Howe The link isn't even a link it is actually a gif GIVING the URL... Oh well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 sounds fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 This looks like a real job advert. It probably is a real job advert. Problem is that the job is for money laundering. Which is illegal. Very illegal. You'd probably even genuinely get the 10% commission. Right up until the point where you get caught and jailed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 This sounds like just what I'm looking for. Link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Please excuse my naivety.. But I don't understand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share Posted November 26, 2008 Please excuse my naivety.. But I don't understand! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money_laundering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 The normal way that this works is that these people have got the details for a number of bank accounts. They obviously can't just transfer the money to their own accounts, because they'll get caught. Instead, they transfer the money to your account, pretending to be a customer of "BMS", and then you are expected to take 90% of the money out of your account and send it on to the end reciever via an untracable channel - that's why they mention Western Union and Money Gram. You get to keep the 10%! Of course as soon as the victims discover their money gone missing, the fraud squad easily find that it's YOUR account that money got sent to. The people that you've sent the money on to have long since vanished - the recipient was probably abroad and Western Union payments can easily be made untracable. I believe the legal position is that you would be criminally prosecuted for fraud and would be civically liable for paying ALL the moneys back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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