Carl Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. > The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! > Why ??? > > > > OH, come on... take a guess !!! > > > > Think about it !!! > > > > > > Everyone knows... > > > > You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone !!! > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Taxi for Carl Get out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Taxi for Carl. edit: I can't believe that guy got in there quicker than I did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 It wouldn't have that bad if it wasn't for the US style prompting before the punchline IMO. As said, taxi for Carl, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 No taxis, then 3 come along at once! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 I have your coat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 edit: I can't believe that guy got in there quicker than I did! I am much smaller than you and have less wind resistance thus allowing me to nip in ahead of you during joke heckling Besides which, your super long legs perhaps take longer to co-ordinate into movement towards ye olde finish line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 I am much smaller than you and have less wind resistance thus allowing me to nip in ahead of you during joke heckling Besides which, your super long legs perhaps take longer to co-ordinate into movement towards ye olde finish line That was funnier than the original joke IMO! A gust of a cross wind and you'd be put well off course though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 That was funnier than the original joke IMO! A gust of a cross wind and you'd be put well off course though I do have to watch out for that yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Budz86 Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 I am much smaller than you and have less wind resistance thus allowing me to nip in ahead of you during joke heckling Besides which, your super long legs perhaps take longer to co-ordinate into movement towards ye olde finish line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Posted September 26, 2008 Author Share Posted September 26, 2008 lol, you cant say I didn't warn you before hand... Carl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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